Name: “The Number 11 Bus.”
Nickname: “Outer Circle.”
Age: Born 1923 (92)
Position: “You taking the piss!!! I’m a defender.”
Playing Career: “I’ve been doing 27 miles a day for God knows how long, actually, this is my first football club.”
Finest Hour: “Signing for West Bromwich Albion and playing for Tony (Park The Bus) Pulis against Aston Villa on Saturday.”
Hobbies: “I can be found hanging around various garages get my oil changed and shopping at my favourite store, Tesco’s.”
Football Boots: “Goodyear 385/65/22’s my favourites for kicking lumps out of the opposition.”
Favourite TV Programme: “Here Come The Double Deckers of course.”
Favourite Film: “Oh My God You Tw-t, can’t you guess? It’s Mutiny On The Buses.”
Final Thoughts: “I just can’t wait to get to Villa Park on Saturday and join up with my other 10 fellow buses, and do nothing other than what I’ve been ordered to do, Defend.” UTV