John Terry Should Be Made Aston Villa Captain

What a great day to be a Villa fan! We’ve signed John Terry and every Villa fan should be over the moon. To Sign a player of the calibre of a John Terry, will do wonders for the image and confidence of our football club. If there are to be any more incoming players of any quality, which there could be, then the signing of Terry could be the deal clincher.

The first thing I would do is to make Terry the club captain! It’s the sensible thing to do. We have to make John Terry feel special, so giving him the armband for a season or possibly two, it really is a no brainer for a leader like him, right? Don’t worry about James Chester, he won’t mind for two simple reasons. Firstly, it’s for the good of Aston Villa F.C, and secondly, he’s getting to play along side John Terry for heaven’s sake!

Believe it or not, I’ve heard a few disconcerting voices to him signing. I’ve heard people say, “he’s not a nice person,” “he’s too old and he won’t be able to play every game in the Championship,” RUBBISH!!! So he won’t be able to play every game because he’s too old? How do you know he won’t be able to play every game? He isn’t an old age pensioner for God’s sake! Isn’t it funny how all the sports scientists are coming out of the woodwork and know he won’t be able to cope with two games in a week in the Championship, get a life you stupid idiots!

I do believe that most of the Villa fans are happy about us signing John Terry, and the ones who aren’t, you should embrace it quick! I do believe that we will get promoted now that Terry has signed, it’s that much of a game changer for me. If you don’t think that signing of Terry is a good thing for Aston Villa, then cast your minds back to our recent past, and try to remember the many crappy players we signed, and if you still think we shouldn’t have signed him, then go do a Reginald Perrin.

I want to finish on a good note. Thank you Dr Tony, thank you Steve Bruce (who deserves a lot of credit for making this happen) and thank you Big John Terry for coming to our football club, we are very proud that you are now an Aston Villa player. UTV 

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